TWO HEARTS BEATING Nurse:How do you feel after your operation? Patient:Quite alright,only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse:No wonder.The doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now. 兩顆心臟在跳動 護士:手術后你感覺怎麼樣? 病人:很好,只是我感覺到在我體內有兩顆心在跳動. 護士:怪不得給你做手術的大夫剛才在到處找他的手錶. SO FORTUNATE Tommy:I sure am glad I was not born in Russia. Timmy:Why? Tommy:I don”t know how to speak Russian. 如此幸運 湯米:我真高興自己不是出生在俄羅斯. 基米:為什麼呀? 湯米:因為我不會說俄語啊. NO MONEY Student:You look upset. What”s the matter? Roommate:I wrote home fur some monry fur a study lamp Student:And? Roommate:They sent a lamp! 缺錢 學生:你愁眉苦臉的,怎麼啦? 室友:我給家裡寫信,要錢買台學習燈. 學生:然後呢? 室友:他們寄來一檯燈! SAVING MATCHES Ton:Dad,why are you smoking one cigarette after another? Dad:Silly boy,don”t know I can save some matches in this way? 節約火柴 湯姆:爸爸,為什麼你一根接一根的抽煙? 爸爸:傻孩子,你不知道這樣能節省一些火柴嗎?